Today is Joe's birthday, and he turns 35. Maybe some of you don't know Joe very well, so let me tell you 35 things about him. I'm sure he'll really appreciate this (wink, wink), but really, it's for his posterity;)
1. Joe likes bikes/biking/building and fixing bikes/anything to do with bikes A LOT!
2. Joe currently owns (Don't kill me Joe) 6 bikes. I own 3 (I think), but he's definitely tried to get me to buy more. Our 4 kids have more than 4 bikes (7 maybe). I see more bikes in our future.
3. I do not discourage Joe when it comes to bikes because 1) it is a great stress reliever for him, 2) he/we love biking as a family (although we don't do it as much as we should) 3) it is a WAY cheaper hobby than fixing up/building cars, which he also enjoys.
4. Joe is a tinkerer, whether it's bikes, or cars, or computers. When we first got married he wanted to get his degree in mechanical engineering and work with cars. He would have been very good at that, but he went a completely different way.
5. Joe is very good at everything he tries:)
6. Joe sings all the time.
7. I swear Joe knows every song ever made (the lyrics, the name of the song, who sang it, etc.).
8. More often than not, when Joe sings he makes up his own words to songs. It's usually about me or the kids, and it usually makes me roll my eyes....but smile too;) And he's very loud and dramatic about it. The kids have picked up on this, especially Madelyn. Sometimes she really gets going, vabroto and all, and I warn Joe that one of these days I'm going to lock him and Madelyn in a room together and make them sing each other to death.
9. You know that scene in The Sound of Music, where they're just about to kiss, but instead they break into song (I Must Have Done Something Good), and you're thinking, "Who does that?" Well, Joe does, that's who.
10. Joe actually has a really great singing voice - everyone in his family does, and we call his father Beethoven, because he is a genious on the piano. When Joe was younger, their family was like the Liddell version of the Osmonds. Though their fame didn't go much beyong Manti, they were often asked to sing at church, activities, city functions, and even people's family Christmas parties. Even though I sometimes roll my eyes at his made-up lyrics, I really do love to hear him sing:)
11. Joe was in plays and musicals in highschool. If only there were videos! Are there videos? Anyone?
12. Joe played the trumpet in high school. He doesn't own a trumpet now, and I've NEVER heard him play one - that is just wrong!
13. Joe is hilarious, just ask anyone in his family. Whenever he is around, they are laughing, and they wish he was around more often. I love laughing until I cry, and he makes this happen regularly.
14. People at Joe's work don't usually know how funny he is. He is more reserved and serious-like at work. When he breaks out of his shell, people are usually quite surprised.
15. Joe doesn't like to watch a lot of TV, but I introduced him to a few he currently likes, his favorite of which (I think) is Community. But HE started us on the best one EVER - Doctor Who! Thanks Joe:)
16. When Joe calls me or other family members on the phone, he often will use a fake voice or accent to try to trick us. Sometimes he succeeds in fooling family members - once he got his brother to agree to do a 45 minutes survey about bikes! Perhaps his inspiration comes from a couple of phone calls his mom got in the past, which have become family jokes. One time she answered the phone, and someone asked, in a weird voice, "Is this the Shaker?" And another time someone (probably a sales person, because they always get names wrong) asked for el-low-iss lie-dull (her name is Eloise Liddell).
17. Even though Joe has tried to trick me MANY times on the phone, he has NEVER succeeded. However, it made me suscipicious of people with weird voices and accents, and this WAS the cause of one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I know he felt bad about it, but I'm also pretty sure that he LOVED it;) So, one time I got a phone call from a Korean gentleman, and I thought it was Joe at first, and I kind of made a fool of myself. It wasn't too bad, but a little embarrassing, and Joe got a good laugh about it and told some people at work, and I told him he had to stop trying to trick me, which he did....for a little while. Not too much later, I got another phone call, and I was 100% sure that it was Joe (it sounded just like him when he's using one of his really weird voices), but IT WASN'T JOE! The guy was from Joe's work, and he was calling because he had left his I.D. at work, and Joe had taken it to bring to him (or something like that). I can't recall ALL the ways that I made a complete idiot of myself during that phone call, but there was a lot of "Stop it", "Stop it RIGHT NOW" and "This isn't funny anymore". The guy finally gave up and hung up on me - I had figured out that it wasn't Joe exactly 1 second before he hung up on me, which was WAY too late. The guy, understandably, thought that I was a complete nut case. After he hung up with me, he asked another co-worker if he knew Joe's wife, and if there was something wrong with her (me). Fortunately, this other co-worker was a friend of Joe's and knew about Joe's history with trying to trick me on the phone, so he explained it to this other guy and laughed his head off about it. Joe also thought this was hilarous. It WAS hilarious, but not so much so for me, especially when I had to meet that guy a couple of days later at a work party. I apologized profusely for my behavior, and he just laughed and said that he had never had an experience like that before, and didn't know what to do, and really honestly thought that I was crazy. Joe doesn't try to trick me very much any more.
18. The very first time that I ever ate dinner with Joe and his parents was at his parents house in Manti. Joe's mom was in the kitchen making dinner, and Joe went in and said, "Mom, Ruth wants me to ask you when dinner is going to be ready, because she's really hungry." I realize that she must have known he was joking (I think), but at the time, not really knowing them or anything, I was a little embarrassed. He continues to do this kind of thing every chance he gets.
19. I think Joe likes to embarrass me - never in a rude or hurtful way, but just enough to make me feel silly. He definitely teases me a lot. It's unfair because He does not get embarrassed about anything. Well, the only thing I've ever seen him get embarrassed about is here in Korea when Koreans criticize him for his kids not wearing socks or coats. He's never cared about what other people think or say about him, but for some reason he cares about this. I can't use this against him, because it would be mean, so there's really no way for me to get back at him and make him embarrassed. If I tried to do something to embarrass him, I would probably just embarrass myself, and he would think it was funny. Actually, maybe writing a whole blog post about him will embarrass him.....who knows:)
20. One way that I know I can always get him is to ask if he has checked his alarm clock at night. I KNOW that he's already checked, because he usually checks it twice. But I also know that if I ask him if he's checked it, that he HAS to check it again, even if he's already check it twice;)
21. Now, I know you must be thinking that I must be a very patient wife to put up with all of Joe's shenanigans, but in reality, Joe is the one who is patient with me. It might surprise you to know that I am not the easiest person to be married to - shocking, but true. He isn't all that patient when it comes to a bike part he wants, or finding out where his next assignment is, or other things, - but when it comes to putting up with my crap, Joe is the most patient person I know, and I love him for that.
22. If Joe were to tell you one thing about himself, it would be that he is a Family Man. He'd rather spend his time with his family than anything else. So true.
23. Joe is addicted to me;)
24. (The next 4 things are from the kids, when I asked them to tell me one thing about their dad). Cora says that Joe is funny and fun to play with.
25. JT says that Joe works hard.
26. Madelyn says that Joe plays with the kids a lot.
27. Alex said "because we are a family, and we stay home, and we kiss people." Huh? That's such an Alex answer.
28. We often quote movie lines in our family - who doesn't, right? But do you ever quote the Manti Miracle Pageant? Well, Joe does. Growing up in Manti, Joe and his siblings had the opportunity to be in the Pageant many years. He played different parts like Robert, Joseph Smith, Nephite soldier, etc. I'm pretty sure that he (and his brothers) have the ENTIRE pageant memorized, and he will occasionally break out a few lines at weird times (my sisters-in-law tell me that their husbands do this too).
29. Joe jokingly calls me his trophy wife. He "worries" that people will think that he only married me for my looks, because they'll be so blinded by my beauty, when really I have so much more to offer. He's such a drama-queen;) I know that he's joking, and yet, at the same time, I also know that he really does think I'm that beautiful. I love how he has the uncanny ability to tell me how beautiful I am on days that I'm not feeling beautiful at all. I love that he has never made me feel unbeautiful.
30. Joe served his mission in the Dominican Republic, spanish speaking.
31. Joe has an amazing gift for languages.
32. Joe speaks Spanish and Korean fluently (I know he will be the first one to tell you that he doesn't speak "Korean" fluently, but he has had people who served their mission here ask him if he served his mission here too, because he is that good).
33. Joe is a language analyst in the Air Force, so he can test out of other languages as well - he has tested out of Portugues (both Brazilian and European) and Italian, both of which he learned on his own.
34. Joe once studied German for a few weeks (just for "fun"), and he retained more of it than I did in 3 years of high school German.
35. This is hush, hush, but Joe just put in for an assignment to learn Serbo-Croatian.....we shall see:)
Happy Birthday Joe! We Love You!