Dear Valentine's Day, I don't know if you're really that special or not, but we still celebrate you every year because it's one more day to say "I love you!"
Dear house, I didn't want to clean you on Valentine's day, and that's why I cleaned you really good yesterday. I'm just wondering why you don't look like I cleaned you yesterday.
Dear Friends, thanks for watching our kids so that we could have a date tonight.
Dear Charlotte Theatre, I really wanted to see Phantom of the Opera with my Valentine tonight. I think it was rude that you changed the time of your performance without telling me.
Dear Lotte World, thanks for being right next to the Charlotte Theatre, so that we could come celebrate Valentine's day with you instead.
Dear Lotte World (again), thanks for copying our favorite ride at Disneyland (Indiana Jones). You did a pretty good job.
Dear Signs, thanks for making your Korean-to-English translations so funny (see last one). I know you're not Trying to make us laugh, but still...
Dear Chinese Food, you are really good in America, but you are rockin' it in a whole new way in Korea. Congratulations!Dear Cute New Shoes, you tricked me into believing that you were comfortable enough for me to walk around in for a few hours at Lotte World. Thanks for my two new blisters.
Dear Karma, you put on an interesting show tonight. Was there a plot? I couldn't tell, but good job anyway.
Dear Kids, thanks for freaking out when we picked you up from the babysitter. We'll try to be better parents so that you like us more than your friends.Dear Craving for Carbs, can't you let me enjoy my Valentine's day in peace?
Dear Internet, thanks for bringing us our favorite shows from America (The Soup, Community, The Office, and Lost), to be watched at our leisure. It was a good way to wind down our Valentine's day.
Dear Joe, thanks for the Pepero. That was seriously the sweetest thing ever.
Dear Joe (again), I always tell everybody that you are obsessed with me, but really I'm just projecting. I am totally, completely, entirely and thoroughly obsessed with you. Really.








